A Thai man’s toilet turned into a bloody bathroom mess after a python hiding in the pipes slithered up and bit his penis — and refused to let go.
Atthaporn Boonmakchuay was on his squat toilet Wednesday when his wife heard him scream for help, according to Khaosod English.
The terrified Thai man shouted for a rope — and wife Sawittree walked in to find her husband fighting a 13-foot python in the blood-splattered bathroom.
The 38-year-old tied the snake’s head to the bathroom door and pried the snake’s jaws open.
After passing out from blood loss, he was rushed to the hospital and emergency workers chipped away at the toilet and pipes to remove the monstrous serpent — which survived the whole ordeal.
Atthaporn is now in stable condition — and the shaft-seeking snake will be released back into nature.